Why should I have to send out resumes to get unemployment. Thats not what the rich people do. They just have a fragrance. I want a fragrance. Ed Hardy has a fucking fragrance. What odors do the two words “ed hardy” bring to your mind? Tattos smell like Noxema to me, the tattoo artist who did a bunch of mine used it. The rest of Ed Hardy? my guess is, cigarettes, whiskey breath, and old leather jacket. Not the kind that Guerlein speaks of when they talk about a “leather note” in their perfume. More the way a nasty old dude jacket smells… Dead cow and man funk. Not how II want to smell.
Mariah Carey has one called Lollipop Bling. I mean, sorry… but eeeew.
I am pretty sure if I didnt wash for a month and then ran a marathon I would smell better than that.
SO perfume tycoons. Give me a job. Get me a designer fragrance.
