July 2011
3 posts
March 2011
4 posts
February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
4 posts
December 2010
3 posts
November 2010
7 posts
Blog Sponsors and Free Gifts.
Wasn’t sure how to explain these, so who the fuck cares, Naragansett, Hot Topic and Disney… SEND ME FREE STUFF.
(and Hermes, Manolo, Betsey Johnson, Chanel Dior and Cristal too if i have you ear. I don’t have to stoop so low)
Employment.
Why should I have to send out resumes to get unemployment. Thats not what the rich people do. They just have a fragrance. I want a fragrance. Ed Hardy has a fucking fragrance. What odors do the two words “ed hardy” bring to your mind? Tattos smell like Noxema to me, the tattoo artist who did a bunch of mine used it. The rest of Ed Hardy? my guess is, cigarettes, whiskey breath, and...
Glamore
So here is the thing Glamor magazine, your fashion advice sucks ass. In what universe is wearing a chiffon see through pant suit with a polka dot bikini on underneath more sophisticated than sequins?
It’s Christmas. There is no reason to tolerate the fucking holidays and their attendant suicides, family togetherness, shops thronged with crazed folks emptying their bank accounts on...
October 2010
14 posts
September 2010
6 posts
August 2010
2 posts
July 2010
18 posts
Bab's Bad Day
Sun soaked sillicone
Swamp thing poison ivy
Who says plastic doesn’t hurt?